French for Xenophobes
French for Xenophobes is a humorous approach to French that shows you can speak the lingo simply by using plain English. Invaluable phrases will trip off your tongue, gems like: Is that a baguette in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?, You did tell me it would be extra, and Are you sure that all these symptoms are caused by a liver attack? Xenophobia is an irrational fear of foreigners, probably justified, always understandable. Xenophobe`s Guides are an irreverent look at the beliefs and foibles of nations, almost guaranteed to cure Xenophobia.